You are red and blue and green
Living like a living computer glitch
You could change to anything
All you gotta do is just hit the switch
You are muscle, flesh, and bone
Living in the land of automobiles
If you ever lose your shoes
All you gotta do is just click your heels

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx

Do you know that when you blink
Each eye winks slightly out of sync?

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
Even the planet spins with a tilt
Everybody’s built like a quilt

Have you heard the awful truth?
Cursed asymmetricals go to hell!
If you trip and lose a tooth
You gotta knock the other side out as well
Gouge both eyes out and you’ll see
Empty sockets everywhere: self abyss
Fill them up with mercury
So that I can see myself when we kiss

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
Even the planet spins with a tilt
Everybody’s built like a quilt

Trees in the forest fall to the side
Everybody’s got something to hide
Except for me and my suitcase
Full of imperfections
If the court has no objections!

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx
I am lopsided, and so are you
Nothing worth loving isn’t askew!