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    REVIEW: A Ferry Of Bones & Gold by Hailey Turner

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    Soulbound: A Ferry Of Bones & Gold – Hailey Turner

    When the gods come calling, you don’t get to say no.

    Patrick Collins is three years into a career as a special agent for the Supernatural Operations Agency when the gods come calling to collect a soul debt he owes them. An immortal has gone missing in New York City and bodies are showing up in the wake of demon-led ritual killings that Patrick recognizes all too easily from his nightmares. 

    Unable to walk away, Patrick finds himself once again facing off against mercenary magic users belonging to the Dominion Sect. Standing his ground alone has never been a winning option in Patrick’s experience, but it’s been years since he’s had a partner he could trust. 

    Looking for allies in all the wrong places, Patrick discovers the Dominion Sect’s next target is the same werewolf the Fates themselves have thrown into his path. Patrick has been inexplicably attracted to the man from their first meeting, but desire has no place in war. That doesn’t stop Patrick from wanting what he shouldn’t have. Jonothon de Vere is gorgeous, dangerous, and nothing but trouble—to the case, to the fight against every hell, and ultimately, to Patrick’s heart and soul. 

    In the end, all debts must be paid, and Patrick can only do what he does best—cheat death. 

    A Ferry of Bones & Gold is a 115k word m/m urban fantasy with a gay romantic subplot and a HFN ending.

    I think Netflix should pick this up as a series.

    A Ferry of Bones & Gold is the kind of richly realized world you can write pages upon pages of fandom wiki entries. You got gods from different pantheons, were creatures and every type of magic user available. The Mage Corps and the 30-Day War alone is worth reading as a separate book. I dare not multi-task while I was listening to this lest I miss any of the mini info dumps scattered throughout the book. It was a heroic effort not to inundate the reader with backstories, the book had a big cast and any of them could be a good lead character. Hailey Turner succeeded in delivering all the need-to-knows without slowing down the pace or detracting from action.

    And this is one hell of a fast-paced, action-packed story. Patrick Collins, formerly a soldier, now a special agent for the Supernatural Operations Agency should have been in Maui sipping drinks with umbrellas. Instead, he was assigned to handle a case of a missing god and demon-led killings that threw him into the path of shifters, particularly Jono, an alpha without a pack and whom he was attracted to. One important pack member was the seer, Merrick, who was the target of the Dominion sect. There were many attempts on Merrick’s and Patrick’s lives and a few more dead bodies found. Demons started appearing and only a battle-hardened mage like Patrick can stop them.

    Now when a book promises magic, I expect to see spells being cast left and right and I am happy that the book did not hold back on the magic. There were many heartstopping battle scenes and Patrick giving it all he got until he was burned out. His kamikazee approach to battle might wreck havoc on his friends’ stress levels but he gets the job done. And this time he left the city standing.

    The book also talks about soul debts and how Patrick, Jono and other mortals seems to be subject to the whims of the gods. On the other hand, the gods needed to be remembered and worshiped in order to be relevant. This, along with the inevitability of fate and Patrick trying really really hard to fight it create another layer of conflict. That they’re inescapable made me feel for the characters, although it’s hard to feel sorry for Patrick, he’s a cocky bastard.

    The romance between Patrick and Jono was the insta-attraction kind. They were thrown together, literally, by the fates. And though I think their relationship could have been better developed, the short time they spent battling demons and dodging bombs created a strong bond between them. Bonus that we get Jono’s POV! It was fun seeing him get all possessive and growly over the bossy little mage.

    Soulbound is an engrossing series and A Ferry of Bones & Gold was an awesome series opener. It delivered an immersive world, gripping plot, a great cast, and enough magic to keep the wannabe wizard in me happy. The romantic subplot mesh well with the story. It was good enough for Patrick and Jono to be memorable without taking focus from the rest of the story. They get an HFN this time but what do the gods have in store for them next?

    Rating:
    4 Stars – minor quibbles but I loved it to bits

    Soundtrack: Seal My Fate
    Artist: Belly
    Album: King

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    SOUNDTRACK: Seal My Fate by Belly

    Soundtrack to Soulbound: A Ferry Of Bones & Gold by Hailey Turner

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    REVIEW: Transposition by Gregory Ashe

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    Emery Hazard and his partner, John-Henry Somerset, have solved their first case together. The brutal murders that rocked the quiet town of Wahredua have been put to rest. Hazard, however, finds his life has only grown more complicated as he adjusts to his new home. Living with Somers, whom he has been drawn to since high school, makes ‘complicated’ the understatement of the year. 

    The turmoil of living together spills over when Hazard and Somers find themselves trapped by the weather in an old mansion and, against Hazard’s better judgment, sharing a bed. Strictly as friends, of course. Just when things can’t get any more confusing, the next morning brings a worsening storm–and a murder. 

    Cut off from the outside world, Hazard and Somers must face a clever, determined killer who is hiding among the mansion’s guests. Without backup, they can only rely on their wits–and on each other–to survive. And as the snow falls and the mansion’s guests continue to die one by one, solving the string of murders becomes secondary. First, Hazard and Somers have to survive

    OMG, Emery Hazard is a giant tsundere!

    “Go to sleep,” Somers said absently, his eyes fixed on the door.

    “Cold.”

    “I’m fine.”

    “No,” Hazard said, struggling to enunciate. “I’m cold.”

    Somers’s eyes darted towards Hazard and then back to the door. “You’re fine.”

    Hazard squeezed Somers’s arm. Sleep was still rolling in, maybe a quartermile out, and Hazard was surprised at how easy it was to find the words he wanted to say, as if he really were going to board a train and this were goodbye, and you could say anything you wanted at a goodbye. “Please?

    Never change, Ree!

    Meanwhile, John-Henry Somerset is a miserable drunk…

    “No,” Hazard said.

    “You told me to make a choice,” Somers said, and that storm, that goddamn storm in his eyes had to be whipping at three hundred miles an hour. “Here it is: you.” He settled his weight against Hazard’s hand, pressing forward for the kiss.

    “No.”

    “What the fuck do you mean, no? You want this, right? Well, here it is. All those fucking teenage wet dreams come to life. How many times have you jerked off to me? Five hundred? A thousand? God, how many gallons of cum have you dumped for me?”

    You’re an ass, Somers!

    Hazard & Somerset is a very character-driven series and the volatile relationships between the two MCs and also all the well-written secondary characters provided more than enough impetus to keep me coming back for more.

    Like the first book, Transposition also comes with a chockful of trigger warnings: abuse, transphobia, misogynist language, cheating, etc. The murder victim was a vile man who treated people like shit, especially the transwoman, Columbia. In addition, there were so much hurt in this book and no uplifting resolutions for most characters and especially for Hazard and Somers, who, as always, ignored the ginormous neon elephant in the room. There is also an even bigger conspiracy afoot. People in high places wanted the two detectives dead, along with the rest of the people in the house. This part constitutes one of the overarching threads of the series and creates more trouble for our MCs to deal with.

    The two detectives were stuck in a big house in the middle of a snow storm with a bunch of unlikable people who were all suspects. Tensions ran high as the forced proximity and murders brought out the worst in everybody. The mystery wasn’t very exciting, just convoluted but with Gregory Ashe’s deft hand and lyrical imagery, I hardly felt the drag. I was riveted, not only because of Hazard and Somers’ dynamics but also the author’s way with words that just flowed beautifully. The writing works well with the distinct cadence and timbre of Tristan James’ voice, who did a great job in bringing the book to life.

    That ending tho…

    Breaks the heart and leaves me cold. It’s frustrating as hell that I wanted to hurl the book but it got me where it wants me because I’m picking up that third book ASAP.

    P.S.

    I have no idea why the title is Transposition. This is not a standalone so it’s best to start with Pretty Pretty Boys, review here

    Rating:
    4 Stars – minor quibbles but I loved it to bits

    Soundtrack: A Million Ways
    Artist: Ok Go
    Album: Oh No

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    Sit back,
    Matter of fact,
    Teasing, toying, turning, chatting,
    Charming, hissing, playing the crowd
    Play that song again
    Another couple Klonopin,
    A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow

    Oh such grace,
    Oh such beauty, 
    And lipstick and callous and fishnets and malice
    Oh darling,
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel

    I should,
    I wish I could
    Maybe if you were, I would
    A list of standard issue regrets

    One last eighty proof,
    Slouching in the corner booth, 
    Baby it’s as good as it gets

    Oh such grace,
    Oh such beauty,
    So precious, suspicious, and charming and vicious,
    Oh darling, 
    You’re a million ways,
    Oh darling, 
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel

    Oh darling,
    Oh darling, you’re a million ways
    Oh darling,
    Oh darling you’re a million ways,
    Oh
    Oh darling,
    Oh darling you’re a million ways to be
    Oh oh oh oh
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be
    Cruel
    You’re a million ways to be cruel
    You’re a million ways to be
    Oh darling, you’re a million ways to be cruel