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Someday I will learn to stop procrastinating, but today is not that day.
Anonymous -
I don’t play well with others.
Dade Murphy -
I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.
Elon Musk -
Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
Spongebob Squarepants -
Not everybody goes to movies to get their life changed.
Samuel L. Jackson -
I have a definite opinion on this… I don’t care.
Steven Hyde -
Moles… freckles ugly cousin
Cosmo Kramer -
I’m vain because I’m imperfect.
Pete Doherty -
I always think the everyday is more relevant than anything too grand because we all have to deal with it.
David Byrne -
And someone sits here like this and goes, ‘Look, boys, sadness sells. You know, you wanna get on that. That’ll make you cool. That’ll make you cool. Think about that.
Joshua Hayward
