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REVIEW: The Former Assassin’s Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend by Alice Winters
The Former Assassin’s Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend – Alice Winters
Cassel
When I gave up life as a hitman, I thought everything was going to be better. I was going to become a PI, help people, and live normally… and then I met Jeremy, the most perfect man to have ever saved my life (I mean, he might be the only one who has saved my life, but he’s still the best at it). From that point on, it was all over for me—I knew we were meant to be. The issue is that he doesn’t… quite seem to realize that. But when he’s targeted by criminals (literally, someone just shot at his head), he needs to rely on someone, so why not me? He might not know about my past as a hitman or that I don’t need to be protected, but I’m prepared to do everything I can to save the day.Jeremy
When my past comes back with a vengeance, I’ve never felt so alone and out of my element. That is, until Cassel offers me information that I desperately need, forcing me to drag him straight into danger. The issue is that he’s too sweet and innocent for this world and I’m not sure that I’m strong enough to protect him, but I can’t bring myself to push him away. As truths come to light, I realize that maybe Cassel isn’t quite who I thought he was, and maybe we’re not so different after all.While you can read The Former Assassin’s Guide on its own, you’ll get maximum enjoyment by reading The Hitman’s Guide series first. This book contains speedy car chases and not-so-speedy ATV rides, a wager Cassel is determined to win even if it kills him, and way-too-tight sparkly spandex suits.
The wacka-doodle gang of reformed hitmen is back!
The Former Assassin’s Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend is the spin-off of The Hitman’s Guide series. We have Cassel, short, highly skilled, and hopelessly in love with a policeman. We first met him as Leland’s housekeeper, also, as a former protégé of Leland’s dead mentor.
Cassel has been flirting like mad with Jeremy, the officer who saved his life in the previous books, but the man seemed oblivious to his signals. Then one day, Jeremy was almost shot. Cassel takes it upon himself to help Jeremy find out who’s after him. And, hopefully, win his guy’s heart along the way.
I was immediately drawn to Cassel. He’s similar to Leland but more insecure and definitely less exhausting. It makes him an easier character to get along with, both for the readers and the other cast. He has an inferiority complex when it comes to Leland, having been told again and again by their mentor how good the hitman was. In truth, Cassel is just as deadly. He certainly lived up to his assassin name, Reaper.
Jeremy is perfectly likable. He keeps a low profile because of a secret past that now comes biting him in the ass. The thing with him is that, while it is his past that drives the story forward, Jeremy tends to take a backseat in many scenes. More often than not, he ends up getting saved or just standing by. He even pointed it out. He might be under-utilized but what I appreciated most about him was that he recognized how amazing Cassel was, even under Leland’s more dominating presence.
I loved the first parts of the story the most. It felt more focused. From the halfway point, it sort of meandered. The plot became a convoluted mess. The gang was going around in circles.
To make matters worse, there was too much Leland bulldozing his way through the scenes. I love this guy, but, he should be deployed in small doses. Also, there’s the inclusion of tiresome gags for gag’s sake that did nothing for me. This is par for course for this author. Although, she toned it down a bit compared to the original series.
The romance was also sadly under-developed. I loved the pining and the way the story brought Jeremy and Cassel together. However, there was too much focus on solving the mystery, which was a long-drawn-out affair that could have been executed better. I spent most of it skimming, not caring too much about the big reveal. But I did enjoy the OTT action scenes. Expect a lot of things going BANG!
In the end, what kept me reading was my love for these dysfunctional characters. Husbands Jackson and Leland are always a welcome sight, no matter how Leland-y Leland gets. But again, small doses, yeah? Police chief and group daddy Henry is a delight as always.
And I might loved Cassel juust a bit more than Leland probably because he felt more relatable. Even Jeremy completely won me over at that last part where he had all these dates lined up to make up for the years of normalcy he and Cassel missed.
The Former Assassin’s Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend may have held out on the romance but, it readily delivered more of our beloved characters, some mystery, ridiculous antics, and gun-slinging action. All in all, it did not blow my mind but, it scored some hits
Rating:
3 Stars – not exactly setting my world on fire but I liked itSoundtrack: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend
Artist: The Rubinoos
Album: The RubinoosP.S.
Truth be told, I only read The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love because I found its sequel repetitive. I highly recommend the moony meeting between Jackson and Leland here.
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SOUNDTRACK: I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend by The Rubinoos
Soundtrack to The Former Assassin’s Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend by Alice Winters
Bless The Rubinoos for their LGBT+ friendly lyrics. I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend is Cassel’s goal in life upon meeting the rather oblivious Jeremy. Our boy’s got an entire mob to take on before he gets there.
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
I’m trying to say I wanna be your number one
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Gonna make you love me before I’m done -
Sitting here so close together
So far, we’re just friends
But I’m wondering whether
I, am I just imagining
You, or do you really have a thing for me
Like I think I see you when I see you smile
And the smile’s for me
I gotta tell yaHey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
I’m trying to say I wanna be your number one
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Gonna make you love me before I’m doneLate at night when I, when I can’t sleep
Picture in my mind, it’s of you and me
I, I’m telling you what I wanna be
You, you’re saying you’re in love with me
And oh, it feels so good in a dream
That I know in life it’s just got to be
I gotta tell yaHey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
I’m trying to say I wanna be your number one
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Gonna make you love me before I’m doneGonna make you love me
Yeah, I’m gonna make you love me
Yeah, I’m gonna make you love me before I’m doneI, am I just imagining
You, or do you really have a thing for me
Like I think I see you when I see you smile
And the smile’s for me
I gotta tell yaHey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
I’m trying to say I wanna be your number one
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Gonna make you love me before I’m
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Hey (hey), you (you), I wanna be your boyfriend
Gonna make you love me
Yeah, I’m gonna make you love me
Yeah, I’m gonna make you love me before I’m done