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    REVIEW: It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien by Chloe Archer

    Tentacular Tales: It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien – Chloe Archer

    A sexy alien living incognito on Earth meets a sci-fi loving nerd who wants to rock his universe. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the unexpected tentacles and the accidental Mating Courtship Ritual, that is….

    RIVER SULLIVAN

    As a bona fide sci-fi nerd and total X-phile—the truth is out there—I’ve always believed in aliens. Duh. But I never thought I’d actually find them on Earth–let alone right here in Las Vegas! Now I’ve stumbled onto a big freakin’ secret and found my very own hot AF alien. I’m head over heels, but he’s being a total grump and holding back. How do I make him realize a geeky sunshine guy like me is just what he needs in his life? Did I mention he also has tentacles?!?! #HolyHentaiFantasyBatman #SwoonworthyAlien #SignMeUpSugar #MakeItSo #VivaLasVegas

    KAI GENARO

    The last thing I need in my life is a chatterbox twink who’s determined to woo me and could expose the secret existence of aliens on Earth to all humankind. Everything about him annoys me, including his stupidly attractive halo of golden curls and his bright green ‘come hither’ eyes. To make matters worse, he’s been recruited to work for the alien Alliance on Earth, and I’m assigned to keep him out of trouble. I don’t care how attractive he is. I don’t date humans! Except, my tentacles may have accidentally started the Mating Courtship Ritual with him…

    It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien (Tentacular Tales #1) is a (102,000 words) M/M sci-fi rom com featuring an adorkable twink with unexpected secrets and a slight obsession with extraterrestrials, the reluctant alien he wants to make his boo, tentacles with a mind of their own, zany extraterrestrial shenanigans in Sin City, and enough humor to fill an entire spaceship. This is the first book in the series. There is no cheating, and this book ends with a HFN. Never fear, the series guarantees readers an HEA by the end!


    The truth is out there, and they come with tentacles! You know what this means…

    River Sullivan, sci-fi nerd, and hyper-energized twink, came face to face with his hentai fantasy in this hilarious sci-fi romance, It’s Not Unusual To Be Love By An Alien. So of course, he pretty much threw himself at it.

    Captain Kai Genaro of the alien alliance secretly located on earth didn’t know what to do with the strange human whose memory he couldn’t erase. He even busted out his tentacles to perform the most powerful mind-erasing technique in his arsenal, but River seemed to be immune even to that. Unbeknownst to both, this kicked off the Mating Courtship Ritual.

    The story is in alternate POVs of River and Kai. As an aspiring writer, River’s chapters open with excerpts from his ultra-smutty sci-fi serial about a dashing hero and his temptingly tentacular arch-nemesis. He posts this on his blog, not really expecting many people would bother with it. Guess who reads his porn.

    Kai’s chapters opens with informative instructions on his species’ Mating Courtship Ritual, which amused me so much because the grumpy dork is unwittingly performing each step while valiantly fighting his insane attraction to the captivating human. It didn’t help that River was mercilessly flirting with him. And conniving with Kai’s smarmy brother to make him jealous.

    Kai is my favorite character. A well-respected leader and the best mind eraser of the alliance, he can be brusque and grumpy at first. He put up quite a fight, but River is an unstoppable force. When he became honest about his feelings and got his shit together, he turned out to be a sweet alien boyfriend. And he’s cute when he’s flustered or when River makes him smile or laugh.

    River I had to get use to. The humor here reminds me of Alice Winters, like River being sooo extra everything. I found his non-stop blabbering exhausting, I nearly stopped reading. But later on, I did warm up to him. Especially when he showed how creatively he could handle alien/human crises. What I liked best about River is that instead of freaking out about alien existence, he not only embraced the whole thing, but became one with it.

    While the main storyline is the hella adorable courtship between River and Kai, there’s a mini-mystery regarding River’s identity. Also, they are working on the case of aliens being drugged. And there’s a potentially yummy romance between River’s super laidback Uncle Benji and Kai’s charming brother, Mal.

    The plot is mostly humor, family and alien interactions, and surprisingly, littler-than-expected tentacular shenanigans. The slow burn is preferable for me because the fun is in the courtship and the USTs they generate. Also, River might be flirty AF, but our boy is not giving up his ass until the captain gets his in gear. Attaboy!

    It also has a stellar supporting cast, starting with the chibi but feisty Evan, River’s BFF, Kai’s parents who were opposites in personality yet madly in love, Uncle Benji, who looks like Keanu Reeves, and vibes like The Dude in The Big Lebowski, and Mal, Kai’s brother who I hope gets his own book with Uncle Benji. And yes, Mr. Tom Jones.

    The author made the perfect choice in the narrator Greg Boudreaux. This story is the kind of crazy mayhem he excels. Even with a spaceship full of cast, he made each personality shine and emoted the heck out of everyone. I recommend audiobooking this.

    It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved By An Alien is a silly little tale of a smitten alien’s ridiculously awkward yet adorably sweet wooing of a human, and one sci-fi nerd’s dream coming true in more ways than he expected. Overall, a sassy, snarky, and swoony alien romance that’s certainly more than the sum of its tentacles!

    Rating:
    4 Stars – minor quibbles but I loved it to bits

    Soundtrack: Alien Boyfriend
    Artist: Gregory Dillon
    Album:


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    SOUNDTRACK: Alien Boyfriend by Gregory Dillon

    Soundtrack to Tentacular Tales: It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien by Chloe Archer

    Alien Boyfriend by Gregory Dillon for a book about sci fi nerd’s meet-cute with a dashing alien with amethyst eyes, two hearts, and many tantalizing body-parts.

    Feel my makeshift heartbeat
    Violet high beams in your eye
    Be my alien boyfriend
    Racing through the night
    Send me constellations
    Worn out duffle packin’ light
    Lost in deep translation
    Meet me in the sky

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    Radio waves
    Been scanning through all night
    Sifting through haze
    Looking for an outbound satellite

    Thirty days of hope, longingly I stare
    Waiting for reply, but nothing’s there
    ‘Bout to leave the room when frequency divides the air

    Feel my makeshift heartbeat
    Violet high beams in your eye
    Be my alien boyfriend
    Racing through the night
    Send me constellations
    Worn out duffle packin’ light
    Lost in deep translation
    Meet me in the sky

    Can’t get enough
    Of your morse code outline
    Calling your bluff
    Begging me to come outside

    Smoke and engine dust revving in the wind
    Level down the thrust as you decend
    Opening the door, oh my mind is crippling

    Feel my makeshift heartbeat
    Violet high beams in your eye
    Be my alien boyfriend
    Racing through the night
    Send me constellations
    Worn out duffle packin’ light
    Lost in deep translation
    Meet me in the sky

    Weightless footsteps
    Holding our breath
    I’m struck anyhow
    Star-crossed, now here
    Spanning light years
    Just us, fading out

    Feel my makeshift heartbeat
    Violet high beams in your eye
    Be my alien boyfriend
    Racing through the night
    (Through the night)
    Send me constellations
    Worn out duffle packin’ light
    (Packing light)
    Lost in deep translation
    Meet me in the sky