
MUSIC MONDAY: Man Made of Meat by Viagra Boys
Pick a song that you really like and share it on Monday.
Found this tag on Read Rant Rock & Roll. This meme was created by Drew @ The Tattooed Book Geek.
Last week’s song: Mother Teresa by Barns Courtney
This week’s song: Man Made of Meat by Viagra Boys
LYRICS
Huh, oh!
Okay, alright
Okay, alright
Okay, okay, okay (alright)
Overweight freaks ride around on wheelchairs
Motorized by electric motors made by goblins
In a factory overseas
They’re there to buy drywall and other products
That they can eat back at home on the sofa
They watch TV, they watch TV about a man named Chandler Bing
Who died in a freak hot tubbing accident
And spent his time drinking hot dog flavored water
On a popular TV show called Tub Girls
I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
You’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear
Okay, alright
Okay, alright
Okay, alright
M’kay
I stand outside of the McDonald’s
I’m, uh, flexing my muscles ’till I explode
I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane
I, I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane
I stand outside of the LL Bean
I’m trying to get some free woman sweaters
You know what I mean?
I hope they see me in the drive-thru lane
I hope, I hope they, I hope they, I hope they
I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
You’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear
I’m subscribed to your mom’s OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy giblets
And I spent another ten dollars a month to chat with her on the AI chat program
It feels great
I don’t wanna pay for anything
Clothes and food and drugs for free
If it was 1970
I’d have a job at a factory
I am a man that’s made of meat
You’re on the internet looking at feet
I hate almost everything that I see
And I just wanna disappear



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