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REVIEW: Hell’s Most Incompetent Demon by Silvana Falcon

Supernatural Suckers: Hell’s Most Incompetent Demon by Silvana Falcon
Hell’s most incompetent demon meets Earth’s most hopeless romantic.
All Ethan wanted was someone who could help him find love—or at least someone to pop his cherry. A spell from an odd book he found at the library promised him a wish from Cupid. Sure, some of the ingredients weren’t easy to get, but he could improvise. Was there really that much difference between dried laurel leaves and coriander?
He never meant to summon a demon.
Malphas hasn’t been to Earth in a hundred years, not since he accidentally created a massively successful support group for gamblers and saved hundreds of souls from damnation. As punishment, he’s stuck in Hell’s archives filing dusty prophecies because his boss is convinced he’s incapable of being properly evil.
When Ethan’s summoning yanks him topside, he sees his chance to prove himself. He’ll make a deal with the human—and collect that blindingly bright soul.
All he has to do is to help Ethan get together with his crush.
What could possibly go wrong?
Low angst, high comedy m/m romance. HEA guaranteed, no break-ups, no cheating.
Hell’s Most Incompetent Demon is the first book of the paranormal rom-com series, Supernatural Suckers, by Silvana Falcon.
The demon in question is Malphas, notorious for botched soul collection jobs, which often ended up helping his targets escape damnation. Once, he helped a priest create an orphanage, and another time, he suggested that a gambler seek fellow gamblers, thus inventing the concept of a support group.
One day, he was summoned by Ethan, a librarian and incurable romantic who thought he was summoning Cupid. The plot follows Ethan as he struggles to overcome his social anxiety so he can impress his crush. The man had a rather hopeless crush on a fellow librarian and was trying to muster the courage to talk to him. Ethan agreed to hand over his soul in exchange for losing his virginity to the man he loves.
Mal’s magic backfires, revealing Ethan’s crush is not what he hoped for. As Mal and Ethan spend more time together, feelings grow, but they can’t be together without risking Ethan’s precious soul—something Mal is determined to protect.
Mal is a cinnamon roll demon who tries so hard to be evil. Ethan is a book nerd and quite naive. They spent their time watching Netflix and eating ice cream. Now and then, they talk about the contract and how Ethan can win over his crush. It’s all very cozy and fluffy!
The world-building is hilarious! Hell is literally corporate hell, full of triplicate multi-page paperwork, asshole co-workers, and meetings about meetings. Mal is frequently called to his boss’s office to be yelled at, then bullied by a senior soul collection specialist. When he landed a prime contract, a.k.a. collecting the pure soul of Ethan, he was given a warning not to lose such a valuable soul or else he’d be doomed to an eternity of team-building in the deepest pits of hell.
The story is also a poke at book genres. Ethan lives for romance books while his crush is a literary snob with aspirations to be a published author. Ethan is intimidated and awed by his crush’s intellect and frankly pretentious proclamations about his favorite literary fiction. Ethan secretly found the book boring but had to pretend to like it, something he failed at spectacularly when it was revealed he really likes romance stories.
And since we’re being meta, this book would be the kind of book Ethan would adore. It’s cute and cheestastic, cozy and swoony, with a sweet nerdy hero, a protective adoring love interest, and a hard-won, ridiculously romantic happy ending. Granted, there is some Deus ex machina hand-waving in the resolution, but it is still satisfying and much deserved!
Overall, Hell’s Most Incompetent Demon is a story of infernal contracts and incurable goodness. Light-hearted and hella fun, it does what rom-com does best: lift the spirits and make you smile!
Rating:
4 Stars – minor quibbles but I loved it to bitsSoundtrack: Inner Light
Artist: Autograf & Dan Soleil
Album: Inner Light
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REVIEW: Oak King Holly King by Sebastian Nothwell

Oak King Holly King – Sebastian Nothwell
Shrike, the Butcher of Blackthorn, is a legendary warrior of the fae realms. When he wins a tournament in the Court of the Silver Wheel, its queen names him her Oak King – a figurehead destined to die in a ritual duel to invoke the change of seasons. Shrike is determined to survive. Even if it means he must put his heart as well as his life into a mere mortal’s hands.
Wren Lofthouse, a London clerk, has long ago resigned himself to a life of tedium and given up his fanciful dreams. When a medieval-looking brute arrives at his office to murmur of destiny, he’s inclined to think his old enemies are playing an elaborate prank. Still, he can’t help feeling intrigued by the bizarre-yet-handsome stranger and his fantastical ramblings, whose presence stirs up emotions Wren has tried to lock away in the withered husk of his heart.
As Shrike whisks Wren away to a world of Wild Hunts and arcane rites, Wren is freed from the repression of Victorian society. But both the fae and mortal realms prove treacherous to their growing bond. Wren and Shrike must fight side-by-side to see who will claim victory – Oak King or Holly King.
Oak King Holly King by Sebastian Nothwell retells Celtic folklore into a gay romance. The Oak King, symbolizing light, defeats the Holly King, who represents darkness. The Holly King is reborn, defeats the Oak King, and the cycle continues, reflecting the changing seasons.
The story begins amidst battle. Shrike, known as Butcher, wins the tournament and is made Oak King, essentially sentenced to death by the Queen of the Silver Wheel. Not wanting to die, he seeks someone to help him defeat the Holly King. His scrying leads him to Wren Lofthouse, a London clerk.
Wren thought Shrike was an actor hired by his former friends to prank him. Skeptical but drawn to the man, he let himself be taken to the fae realms as proof that Shrike is indeed who he claims to be. Although confused as to how he, a mere clerk, could aid a fae, he and Shrike struck an alliance that blossomed into something more.
I was unfamiliar with the pagan tale of the Oak and Holly Kings and the Snow Queen, but this is the kind of story I would have devoured as a child. The retelling cast the Snow Queen as a petty monarch who took the ruling king as lover, only to callously, some even said cruelly, disregard them for the next winning king.
Some of the fae lore is familiar, such as that true names are closely guarded secrets and iron weakens the fae. The fae realm is not described in detail, but it is full of fantastical creatures who apparently love to party. Scenes of note usually happened during a chaotic gathering full of carousing fae, overflowing with wine and noisy with music.
Shrike was formerly a knave before he was crowned, a solitary creature and a man of few words who lived in Blackthorn surrounded by enchanted briar. He’s a leathersmith whose craft is highly prized in the realm. He hates the Snow Queen and avoids the court like a plague. He, however, adores his human and sticks with Wren even when the Snow Queen throws a curveball.
I love Wren! He’s pretty much smittened with Shrike from the get-go. He’s an unassuming clerk with artistic inclinations. He has to shove that under the floorboards because the world is not ready for his creations, a.k.a. manuscripts of the man love variety. He can think fast on his feet, resourceful and cunning, and always willing to help, even if the person in need is loathsome. He got himself and Shrike out of several tight spots.
The book draws on the homoeroticism of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, as well as Apollo and Patroclus. I was super amused that Wren was basically winging it, i.e., inventing magical rituals based on English folklore to aid Shrike. And they actually worked!
The story is somewhat unusual because the plot is convoluted. At the same time, it was long and slow going with nothing much happening during the middle part, but I wasn’t bored.
I was charmed by the sweet, cozy domesticity and the slice-of-life feels when Shrike and Wren were spending time at the Blackthorn, and Shrike was showing Wren around the fae realm. These moments were tender and idyllic, like golden summer afternoons. I wanted it to last forever.
But alas, they not only had to deal with fae business, but also tricky human affairs. Wren’s boss, Mr. Grigsby’s ward, the ward’s uncle, and the ward’s fiancée all called for the lawyer’s assistance to untangle their mess. Wren had to take action on Mr. Grigsby’s behalf. This part, especially the uncle, was nasty, but it added a lot of tension and excitement to the proceedings.
Mr. Grigsby is my favorite character. At first glance, he seemed like a bumbling old man, but he’s no fool. I enjoyed the scenes when the old lawyer showed his gravitas and put idiots to shame. He’s also super kind to Wren. I’m looking forward to the next book because there’s a short story there that promises good things for this kindly old man.
I’m glad there is Book 2 because the ending is too abrupt.
Overall, Oak King Holly King is a wonderful retelling of a well-known folk tale into a gentle romance with a clever resolution to the eternal battle of the kings. Albeit languidly paced, it’s nonetheless twisty and enchanting!
Rating:
4 Stars – minor quibbles but I loved it to bitsSoundtrack: The Oak & Holly Kings
Artist: The Dolmen
Album: Winter Solstice
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